no sleep

boughiespice:

model: Extra T. Restrial
makeup by: shinkoukei

© 2015 Mert & Marcus

girlgrom69:

i look good but 2night was dry 

borat voice ‘my wife’

tittyminaj:

“SHES NOT A CHRISTIAN!” 2015

supercheapauto:

my children will wear nothing but nike dri fit from birth. their swaddling clothes shall wick sweat right off their tiny bodies

script for new x files episode

SCULLY, who is as beautiful and radiant as ever: Mulder, you look different
MULDER, who has aged considerably: it was aliens

It’s not hard to fathom why so many men tend to assume they are great and that what they have to say is more legitimate. It starts in childhood and never ends. Parents interrupt girls twice as often and hold them to stricter politeness norms. Teachers engage boys, who correctly see disruptive speech as a marker of dominant masculinity, more often and more dynamically than girls.

As adults, women’s speech is granted less authority and credibility. We aren’t thought of as able critics or as funny. Men speak more, more often, and longer than women in mixed groups (classrooms, boardrooms, legislative bodies, expert media commentary and, for obvious reasons religious institutions.) Indeed, in male-dominated problem solving groups including boards, committees and legislatures, men speak 75% more than women, with negative effects on decisions reached. That’s why, as researchers summed up, “Having a seat at the table is not the same as having a voice.”

Even in movies and television, male actors engage in more disruptive speech and garner twice as much speaking and screen time as their female peers. This is by no means limited by history or to old media but is replicated online. Listserve topics introduced by men have a much higher rate of response and on Twitter, people retweet men two times as often as women.

These linguistic patterns are consequential in many ways, not the least of which is the way that they result in unjust courtroom dynamics, where adversarial speech governs proceedings and gendered expression results in women’s testimonies being interrupted, discounted and portrayed as not credible according to masculinized speech norms. Courtrooms also show exactly how credibility and status, women’s being lower, are also doubly affected by race. If Black women testifying in court adopt what is often categorized as “[white] women’s language,” they are considered less credible. However, if they are more assertive, white jurors find them “rude, hostile, out of control, and, hence [again], less credible.” Silence might be an approach taken by women to adapt to the double bind, but silence doesn’t help when you’re testifying.

The best part though is that we are socialized to think women talk more. Listener bias results in most people thinking that women are hogging the floor when men are actually dominating. Linguists have concluded that much of what is popularly understood about women and men being from different planets, verbally, confuses “women’s language” with “powerless language.”

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mynamekyle:

Fergie Fact #3: Fergie invented Not Giving a Fuck when she wet her pants on stage, refusing to take a bathroom break because she was so devoted to her fans. As her khakis began to darken with the moisture of her urine, fans began snapping photos of this monumental lifetime event. Fergie had created a whole new punk attitude and performance art in one heavy stream.